It’s exam season down in UCC and while many of the wasters in Dubblinland maybe finished us Corkonians are still working like madmen until the end of May, we started at the beginning yano. While the college may have changed essentially they’re still the same stress-fun-filled time, you can compare and contrast with last years exam what’s hot and not !
What’s Not – UCC’s Exam Halls
UCD and Trinnerz have it easy. Make it to the RDS and try not to speak to the riff raff. However in UCC finding your exam hall is like finding the Chamber of Secrets. You could be in the Mardyke, Or the Student Centre, or Aras An Laoi, or Kampus Kitchen, or Neptune. Which I’ve never heard of but I’m sure UCC are wasting their budget on Virgin Space Flights to the god forsaken planet.
What’s Hot – Relieving Exam Stress in TK Maxx
Note the look of confusion on my face befunkey.net twitter.com/murphykieran/s…
— Kieran Murphy (@murphykieran) May 9, 2012
Bored of exams ? Feeling stressed ? Then head down to TK Maxx and find the tackiest thing there and try it on. Above I’m modelling a pair of leopard print-steel tipped shoes, note the look of confusion on my face.
What’s Not – Paperchase Pens
Paperchase, it’s cool yeah ? Getting those nice quirky pens and pretending you’re Zooey Daeschanel ? Well guess what they’re shit to write with but since I need my notes to be colour coded I have no choice but to use it. Woah. Is. Me
What’s Hot – Energy Drink Stocks
In school we had a teacher who’d always give us stock tips, but it turned out she just read them off the Sunday Business Post every week, probably didn’t even buy it, but here I am offering you some sound financial advice. Buy stock in Red Bull. Then sell when the leaving cert is over. Cause god knows they do 90% of their business during exams.
What’s Not – The Boole Library
Having been in the Boole Library since September I have seen it’s progression from a quiet and orderly place to a lost dystopian world where everyone fends for themselves, so what if you’ve only left your desk to use the bathroom. It’s gone now ! Strolling up to the shelf to get a book? Well someone’s ran past you and got it. Well that was me actually. However the one sure sign is that it’s gone too far is that someone stole my pen, not even my nice one.
So I hoped you liked the what’s hot and what’s not of UCC, perhaps it was an eye-opener for some people and maybe offer new ways to procrastinate for others. Either way I’ll be gone until the week of the 22nd of May so if you feel like keeping in touch or want to view my stressed out tweets follow me @murphykieran.







